Are you hip enough for the midwest HIPSTERS!?!

The hipster scene out here isn't as friendly as in Florida or LA. Yesterday I went to my first dance party and already had three nicknames by the end of the night. I'm all like what? I just am here for the music and to chill.

One nickname was American Apparel Girl... I'm all like Yeah! I'm in all American Apparel... I've been wearing it since high school. Duh. Super soft, eco-friendly, stands for everything I stand for, and made in downtown LA. Why Wouldn't I?

They play spin the bottle... Not really a fan of that. I was all like... mono... excuse me while I use my hand santizer and cough into my arm (elbow pit).

I even put the button from that day on my bag... I don't care JUDGE me Chicago hipsters. I'm just here to listen to your cool music and blog about it. I even used a Hipster PDA (in an oxford holder because those are cooler and more appropriate).

Thank you Merlin Mann (Awesome dude...)